Johnathan Johnson: Guest Blogger

Hello everyone. I am anticipating not being very present the next few weeks because of midterms. I know, "Cry me a river Matthew, you signed up for this. The person responsible is yourself." Well, save me the guilt trip. I decided to hire out this week. My 11 year old brother Johnathan, a budding film buff, recently watched Alien for the first time. If you haven't seen it, beware this review has some spoilers in it. But, I would be remiss if I did not mention that he is hilarious and you would be missing out if you did not read it. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, Johnathan Johnson:

ALIEN

Alien is very good, such as those moments that are very suspenseful like when the kitty is in the box and stuff and the Alien is about to headbite people. (A headbite is where that extra mouth comes out) Ripley (The main lady) is on a ship with 7 other people, and they all die, leaving her behind. Th only choice she has is to run onto the shuttle, and blow up the ship… then.. the Alien is hidden in a corner. Without her knowing, she goes to get something, and she sees its hand try to grab hers. She freaks out, and runs to the closet, putting on a suit, and trying to freeze the Alien. Then, she gets it to the airlock, opens the airlock with the suit on, and shoots a harpoon at the Ailen so it goes out. Then, the harpoon gets stuck, and the alien flots to the engine. She sees it, then she turns on the engine, resulting in the Aliens death.

Sad story isn’t it?

(Written by Matthew Knuckles Johnson’s brother)